Catching Up on Politics

I have not been following national politics too closely the past few weeks. I discovered a few new things today.

First, Senator Obama's 2004 GOP opponent (the one NOT accused of NOT having sex with his wife) Alan Keyes dropped out of the Republican Party.

Second, Keyes is now a member of the Constitution Party.

Third, Keyes lost the Constitution Party's presidential nomination.

Fourth, apparently someone out there thinks Alan Keyes is relevant to something.