I celebrated Earth Day the way I always do -- wondering around at lunch time and punching out hippies (well, not really).
Hippies smell bad and scare small children. WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
Actually, the only people at the Earth Day rally seemed to be confused office workers looking for food and the occasional person handing out ex-trees (aka leaflets). The leaflets obviously hate the planet as they killed many carbon absorbing trees.