Thursday, October 23, 2008

How I Expect to Survive an Obama Presidency

A somewhat different take on my earlier plan to survive a Clinton presidency. Unlike that earlier plan, this has only two steps.


Keep repeating for four [eight?] years.

The only problem with the Obama martini is that once you make it, the government takes most of it and gives it to others. So you either have to drink it really fast or nip around the corner and drink it when no one is looking.

WELCOME American Digest readers! Come on in, pour yourself an Obama martini and take a look around.

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