It is my belief that for too long, the government is ignoring the threat of zombies. This has required the citizenry to take matters into our own hands.
At last, President Bush is taking action. Is it any coincidence that the Navy shot down that failed satellite today?
(HT: The Anchoress)
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Is it any coincidence that the Navy shot down that failed satellite today?
CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT
(Persons who are offended by conspiracy theories should squeeze their eyes tight shut, stick their index fingers into their ears, and go "wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa" as loud as possible):
What if they just said they shot down the satellite so that they can now revive the largely tabled Reagan "Star Wars" scheme and make some more big buck$ for (and with) their friends in the aerospace industry?
Some on Rob -- you know that if the satellite crashed, it would have caused the dead to come back to life as Zombies -- and go off and vote Democratic.
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