For those readers new to soccer, I present some
ABBY WAMBACH FACTS
Three North Korean defenders asked to be sent to the gulag rather than face Abby Wambach.
The real reason for the decline in polar bear populations? They are hiding from Abby Wambach.
The last person to call her Abigail to her face was identified using dental records.
Abby got into an arguement a month ago with Chuck Norris. Chuck still is in intensive care.