Abby Wambach Facts

Abby Wambach is the star striker for the US Women's National Soccer team, which is in China right now for the Women's World Cup. Wambach so far has had an incredible World Cup, scoring some nice goals and just dominating when she is on the field.

For those readers new to soccer, I present some

ABBY WAMBACH FACTS

Three North Korean defenders asked to be sent to the gulag rather than face Abby Wambach.

The real reason for the decline in polar bear populations? They are hiding from Abby Wambach.

The last person to call her Abigail to her face was identified using dental records.

Abby got into an arguement a month ago with Chuck Norris. Chuck still is in intensive care.